Ever been in that position where you rush and hurry only to have to sit and exercise the utmost patience (something perhaps you lack? ). Well, here's a few things you could do to alleviate your anxiety in regards to waiting.....
In no particular order.... here goes.....
Change all the radio stations to non English speaking ones. Start with the indian stations. Bollywood baby.
File a missing persons report for the person you're waiting for.
If in line ask the person behind you to hold your spot while you go pee. Dont go anywhere. After a minute turn to them and say 'thanks'.
Talk to your watch in 007 fashion. Describe the person in front of you and give your precise location. Demand back-up.
Research the latest WOD from any crossfit site and perform while you wait.
Two words. Twerking Riverdance!!!!
Take the paper cups from under the seats and make a castle. Or fortress. You pick.
If on an airplane- ask the stewards how many km has the plane done. Inquire about air bags. Ask the weight limit. Ask for the latest transport canada report. Start to hyperventilate when told that's not possible.
Invent a new way to wear your seatbelt. (Glitter? Rhinestones? Studs?)
Practice yoga in your seat. Naked.
Collect all the onboard magazines, hand them to the stewardist. Tell her it's propoganda.
Make a fort with your clothes.
Collect all the coupons in the console and make a map of your next shopping list.
With the items found under the seat construct a new air freshner.
Recline your seat. Pretend you're on the olympic luge.
Invent a new language. Use it through your entire trip.
Listen in a nosey fashion and involve yourself in the conversation next to you. Offer advice. Suggest medication. Write out a prescriptions on a post-it.
Let your personalities out to play. Ray,Gus,Spencer and Dwight. Get them in a brawl.
In the car- write a love note to the mechanic. Confess your love. Sign it 'love , air filter'
Call MacDonalds. Ask if they deliver. Ask why they dont....complain to management.
Lick your elbows. No really. It's possible (seriously. ... you actually tried didn't you).
Break up the fight between your two imaginary friends.
While on the plane call your insurance agent and request a change in policy. Enquire about the immediacy of the policy. Make eye contact with the person next to you.
Karaoke! With a microphone coffee cup.
Count how many studs are left on the tires.
Ask the stewardess for crackers (say it will settle your nausea). Chew then whistle. Keep trying.
Play your air guitar with as much enthusiasm as possible. Swear when you hit the wrong chords.
Break out in a Justin Bierber song... 'baby, baby, baby ohhhhhhhhh!!!!!'
Ask the person next to you if they have any immodium. Squirm. Grimmace. Grunt.
Close your eyes and experience being blind. Ask the hot stewardess to assist with your seat belt.
Twister in the aisle?! Heck yes you should.
Wear your socks on your hands and start a puppet show.
Tell the person sitting across from you that you see dead people.
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