Monday, December 31, 2012

Count Away My Friend

Look up at the sky
As we see the same light
And in that moment
It will be alright
If you miss a falling star
I'll catch it for you
Keep it in my heart
And we can share it too

Keep holding on
Life pressing forward
Pain is short-lived
As you are so strong
I will hold your hand
And look in your eyes
But it is only then
That our star will shine.

Tears for Fears

Sunday, December 30, 2012

Delayed Chaos

So, it's absolute chaos in the Trudeau airport. A flight of 76 people was cancelled and everyone is acting like their knickers are in knots.

The flight reps are scratching their headsets confusion. People are bantering on their cell phones with loved ones. One kid is slamming his carry on against the wall with pure delight while mom is SCREAMING to stop, there is an Asian lady in fur is frantically texting on her phone- she fascinates me as I think her phone might start smoking with how fast her fingers are moving. Two women are plotting on how to get a refund- one is more determined than the other "no, this is absolutely ridiculous- do they not realize I need to be in Washington before....." She goes on and on....
I watch turbo texter now try to cut the line. She trips over a bag. At first I think she fainted. She quickly recovers and she is steaming. She turns to the owner of the bag and states " I just tripped over your bag". The other lady, also Asian, looks and says "I see that".Tension is rising. There is about to be a full blown cat fight.

Then a announcement comes on:

"Attention all delta passengers: there is a hotel shuttle in the way to transport you for the night so you can be redirected in the morning. Please bare with us while we make arrangements for all of you"...

I believe the term for this type of behaviour as the chaos continues is

"Cluster fuck"

I am going upstairs for a drink. My flight has been delayed for 2 hours. I might as well watch football or something.*shrugs*

Saturday, December 29, 2012

Count away

Glancing onward
Into the night
The smell of sweet wonder
The glow of twilight
I whisper your name
So sweet through the air
I know you can hear me
I listen, I stare

Waiting on endless, draw a deep, cold breathe
Carry me further, feel my heart in my chest
Eyes burning with wonder, where will you be
I hold onto snowflakes,one for you and for me

Melt away, melt further
Press into my skin
Disappear altogether
I'm soaking you in

The stars are still dancing, the sky is so clear
Every wish I now make, is a wish for you here...

Time is ticking, the night sky is so low
Count away, my friend, count ever carefully so

... ... ... ... ... ... ...



New artist I'm totally digging....


http://youtu.be/xH0oh8Us8TU

Tuesday, December 25, 2012

Merry christmas world

It's 6 am. I am waiting for my children to come barreling into my room exclaiming "mommy, mommy, can we open presents?!"

My hope is- they actually do not wake until 9. The likeliness of this happening is significantly low.

Today is a busy down day. I will be baking a cake, making supper and playing a monopoly game (Emma wanted monopoly for Christmas) with Emma.....

So, before I embark on this busy day I want to wish you a Happy Christmas . Hug your family, tell them you love them and BE with them. Make memories. Tell stories today. Smile and laugh. Maybe even cry.

To all my friends- I love you. Please know in thinking of you today and will most definitely have a drink for each of you ......

Ok.....

Maybe a sip..... I wouldn't want to burn the cake.....

Sunday, December 23, 2012

I am in love

I bought a food processor yesterday.

I have since chopped every single item in my fridge and have grated every block of cheese possible.

I must go back to the grocery store to purchase more freezer bags and produce.

Why has no one told me about this grand little invention. My life in the kitchen just got chopped (like the pun?!) in half!!!

I sit here at my kitchen table, coffee in hand, mooning over my new purchase...sigh

What do you want????


The holiday season is approaching quickly. As you walk through the mall you notice Santas work shop is well underway. You see the wreathes hanging from the street lamps, the lights sparkling from the houses, the christmas melodies coming through on the car radio. Yes, that day known as Christmas is almost upon us.

That being said, there is is often a strong focus on "getting".I am making my holiday season about giving. My kids are safe and healthy. I have everything I could possibly need from a consumers prospective. I have a roof over my head, a warm bed and children that are happy and healthy. Not everyone has this same opportunity. All I need to do is walk down the main streets of downtown and I am reminded of this. There are many people out there who simply cannot afford even a meal on Christmas Day. This weighs heavy on my mind and heart. Every person should be able to experience a twinkle of holiday joy. This is why I am choosing to volunteer some of my time this holiday season. However small my impact may be, its something.


Thursday, December 13, 2012

IF Your Life sucks, it's Your Fault



Thanks Michelle Cederberg.

I had a chance to see this woman in action a couple months back.

She speaks the truth. She is one hell of a funny gal. And, she wore a clown nose for the majority of her presentation.

I was looking on her website- She has a quiz "are you seeing red"?

Of course I am , its a freaking miracle I am seeing anything at this juncture given it is 2:42..

Anyhow, if you get a chance, look at the site. Kind of like having a - hmmmm- moment.

Your Life Sucks....


Night Everyone.

Tuesday, December 04, 2012

Monday, December 03, 2012

My Promise To YOU, My Friend

1. I will love you no matter what. Just don't kill anyone.
2. I will hold you and wipe away your tears. Even if you smear it all over my cashmere sweater.
3. I will shut up and listen...no really, I will LISTEN.
4. At the drop of a hat, I'll be there.
5. You can share anything with me- I promise to hold your confidence with absolute care
6. You can be you. No pretending.
7. If anyone speaks poorly of you I will whoop their ass into next week. Promise.
8. No being careful with me. No tip toeing. Let it all out.
9. You can be as ridiculous as needed- I may even join in
10. You don't have to say a word- I will still listen.
11. Always remember, I know you're not perfect- neither am I- it's called forgiveness.



Promise.

Sunday, December 02, 2012

Crap Sick People Like

Totally under the weather today and last night. I was fortunate enough to curl up in a ball with my iPad and not think of anything for a while. Then, this came to mind

1- A hot bath
2- Ice cream- it always tastes better than soup if you throw up.
3- Ice packs- changed my mind
4- Tell me Im stunning- go ahead, you can lie to me today.
5- Tea- I may not drink it but at least it's there
6- Tylenol cold and flue- you are my hero
7-no, actually, hot bath
8-Ginger!
9-Patch Adams - who doesn't like that movie?
10- SLEEEEEEEEEEEEEPPPPPPPPP
11- Facebook fixes everything (shifty eyes, right here)
12- Document this boring event in a journal (or this case,a blog)

What helps you feel better when you're sick?

Psychology For The Day

"Sometimes I talk to myself because I need a professional opinion"...



Stupid Is...

I shouldn't laugh. My uncle T recently went on a hunting trip. That was earlier this week.

Thing about Uncle T- he's cautious. Overly so. He's the guy who reads the directions first, makes sure everything goes by the book. He won't go on the 3 rd highest step on the ladder because it says " don not proceed past this step" or he will get his car looked at simply because the engine light "flickered" at him.
Ok, now for the not so funny funny part.

Uncle T shot his middle toe off this weekend with his shot gun.

The very first thing that came to mind was "Bambi lives!!!"...

I'm a terrible niece.

Wake Up Little Cookie Monster

I had the inclining to bake today. Cookies. Copious amounts of cookies. In on my 3rd species- oatmeal chocolate chip. One problem. It's 12:34 (!!!make a wish!!!) and I think in getting a little tired. I know I'm getting tired.

I went to double the recipe and I may have added 2 x the amount of flour in an already doubled mixture. Soooo, I just made more wet ingredients and threw it in. Now, you can imagine my bowl- totally not big enough. I used a giant pot (my giant mixing bowl has escaped somewhere) and got my hands dirty (cookie dough up to my elbows!!!).

Anyhow, I'm on my 5th batch in the oven. I have some advice this far into my adventure.


#1: Cookie dough must be pressed down. Don't be afraid, flatten it! Balls don't taste as good (seriously, SERIOUSLY, you went there!?)
#2: Always take it out at least 2 min than the recommended amount of baking time. one word-CHEWY!
#3: Always add more chocolate chips than needed. Always.
#4: Set a timer. Especially if you wish to participate in number 5.
#5: Find things to do for entertainment within 8 minutes... Journal, blog, eavesdrop, contemplate exercise (at this juncture me being in a vertical position is a miracle), etc.
#6: Find new ways to add to cookie. I started putting sugar on top. I am seriously pondering getting out a wok and trying to deep dry the shot out of a few...
#7: next time I'm up this late making cookies, remind me that I am not Martha Stewart, tell me to throw on a dress and walk down to the nearest karaoke bar and sing "crazy" by Patsy Klein" ...no,really.

Anyhow, I'm going to have a huge amount of cookies on my hands so I will be going to take 90% to the food bank. Maybe 80%, kids at the gym can have a treat.