Post Christmas Madness

HAVE PEOPLE F*ING LOST THERE MINDS?!?!?! IT'S MADNESS IN MEDICINE HAT I TELL YOU. Can people not take a pill and just chill for one week out of the year? Well, I guess I am guilty of this madness in a sorts because I did partake in boxing day - although I am not one of those fiesty persons who get joy out of ramming there carts into the back of someones heels. They shoudl have there licences revoked! Anyhow, all I found was a hott pair of pants and that was all. At least I got something out of the deal.

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So i have decided that my writing capabilities are non-exhistant. I think that I have forgotten how to write all together. Maybe its stress? or total confusion. OR perhaps, just pure laziness on my part to put in the actual effort. Maybe a blog vacation is in order... but for some reason I think not. I can't seem to keep away from the bloody thing.

I am finished...Yes I am

I am finally finished my exams. The funny part is I think it may take me the whole months of December to even start to recover from this week alone. I spent all night last night making notes and typing papers so I could play the catch up marathon with myself. Never again will I let my lack of persistantness get the better of me. It is entirelty my fault for the stress I have endured this week and quite frankly, I did need that cookie after my psych test. Yes, I ate a cookie. Shame on me. I am going straight to hell for that one. But, I will admit I savored every moment the damn thing melted into my mouth, down my throat and straight onto my hips. I just didn't have a care in the world just then. I look forward to spending time with Emma and my signifigant other for the remainder of December. I think those are only two things that puts my head into relaxation mode (well, most of the time...hehehe) and takes me away from all distraction and life troubles. I sometimes find myself wondering what I would do if I didn't have those people around.

Directed at no one...

Life is a open book.. some just don't read the liturature too well, that's all.
I actually came up with that one on my own.
I believe that in life we all choose our own path. There are certainly circumstances guiding us to our decisions but I believe in whole we choose our fate. People are constatly blaming other sources for their own actions. But, how can this be when we are people of free will and choice! Our society demands this of us and we are constantly placing our responsibilities on others. I only need to say one thing. Grow up.

A little christmas Cheer

Twas the night before christmas and all through the house,
Everyone felt shitty, even the mouse
With mom in her war fare and dad smoking grass,
I settled down nicely on my big fat ass.
And up on the roof, I heard such a clatter
I sprung from my peice, to see what was the matter
Out on the lawn, I saw a huge dick
I knew at that moment, it must be Saint Nick
He came down the chimney like a bat out of hell,
I knew at that moment, the Fucker had fell.
He filled up our stockings with pretzels and beer
and one big rubber dick for my brother the queer
He rose up the chimney with a thunderous fart
The son of a bitch blew the chimney apart!
He laughed and we cried as he flew out of sight,
Piss on you all and have on hell of a night.