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Indeed

Wow.

Big. Giant. Sigh.

Whatever.

Enough Said.

ZOOLANDER style

I woke up a uniturner. I can only look right. Left shoulder check impossible. On the way into the Park I was given the finger twice. I now do the whole turn-the-body glance. It's looks absolutely ridiculous. My lovely Starbucks barista even asked me...'Rebecca, sore neck?'.

I'm unsure what I did. Maybe it was how I slept?

Christ, I need this worked out.

Drifting

People will drift in and out of you life- for reasons unknown.

Regardless how they arrive or leave- there is always a lesson to be learned.

No matter how big or small.

And for that- I thank you.

How to:

Dating Advice from my Best Friend:

So, I recently got this from my best friend- he is trying to help me out in the dating world and I had such a great laugh I thought I'd share:

How to "Land a Guy"

- Hang out in bookstores under the classic literature section and grab the legs of men that walk by (intellectual!)
- Go to a coffee shop and "accidentally" spill your coffee on men until you find the first one who doesn't get annoyed (kindhearted!)
- Conspicuously feed fun size Snickers bars to squirrels in the park. If a hot guy tells you this is not a great idea, bingo. (loves animals!)
- Trip in a cute but noticeable way and see who rushes to help you up. (a gentleman!) If no one rushes to help you up, roll around for a while until you find a taker.
- Scan any hospital waiting room for hotties. If he's waiting for a loved one (cares about his family!) or has a medical problem himself (vulnerable!) now is the time to seductively flip through some brochures until you catch his eye. Make sure the brochures or pamphlets are not "How to deal with V.D."
- If you're driving in your car and happen to spot some man candy walking along, slowly, but steadily drive your car up onto the sidewalk and initiate a chase. If he can run quickly for an extended period of time (works out!) he may be the one.
- Never leave the house without a loaded squirt gun. That way you can super soak any guys who look good and the ones who laugh and don't get upset or call the police have some potential. (sense of humor!)
- Hang out in the imported food section of the grocery store to seek out men of the world. If you see a guy buying anything that costs $7 or more (buys fancy food!), return to the patented leg-grabbing technique.
- Look for any man wearing a watch. Ask him what time it is. When he answers, say "What?" as if you didn't hear. Just keep saying "what?" each time he repeats the time. The man who doesn't just walk away is a potential dreamboat. (good communicator!)
- Go into any NICE restaurant in search of men. If you find one, challenge him with "I bet you can't eat the entire contents of that bread basket in under 30 seconds." The man who takes on this challenge is a real gem. (ambitious!)
- If you see any man reading a newspaper on his iPad (stays current!), once again, grab his legs. It just works.

Sì a la Spezia Nella Vita

You know how there some crazy superstitions out there. You know, some include:


*If your right hand itches, you'll make money

*See a four leaf clover you will run into some luck.

*If a spider is found in your pants you will hop around and scream

*If you find a large brownish rabbit in your back yard your cousin will marry a Finnish diplomat. And have babies that resemble this particular rabbit (Ok, so not funny but I thought I would give it a try)

etc.
etc.
etc


Well, I just dropped an ENTIRE bag of chile peppers on the floor...

Does this mean life is about to get hot 'n spicey?!

I'm not one to look for meaning into everything I come across. I'm just super pissed I dropped them and trying to make light of the situation...

So lets go with a Yes, Spicey, life is about to get...

Lifes Dirty Little Secrets...

Not so Secret.

InDeEd

In a Instant

Change.

In one word.
A simple glance.
An instant thought.
The memory you forgot but now remember.
A color.
A Dream.


The accidental shift in time.

Change- Its inevitable....

Let Me Love You (Until You Learn To Love Yourself)

Simply Beautiful.

A new Favorite.

Morning Meds

I've come to the conclusion that I cannot do without two things in the morning:

#1. A message from my best friend
#2. Starbucks

Im sure I'd get by but when I am resembling something that of a deranged sea monster and both or one of those things are going to motivate me to revert back to my gleeful self well.....
It's worth the $2.68 and texting the texting fee:)

Vulnerable

1 : capable of being physically or emotionally wounded
2 : open to attack or damage : assailable

Synonyms: Endangered, exposed, open, sensitive, susceptible.

The word is a powerful one. People are constantly in a state of vulnerability. Riding the 'V' train. Some don't even know they are there until it's too late. They get hurt. Damaged even. It's a bumpy ride. Full of peeks and valleys. Some even experience a full blown derailment. But, after the ride is over... It's how you go forward. You have two choices. Get the fuck up and try again. Or. Don't.

You can choose to become vulnerable yet again. Just recognize when the ride is becoming unbearable. You can choose to learn from your previous experiences.

Or.

Don't buy the ticket. Don't open yourself up. But with that, there are consequences.

It's up to you if you want to get back onto the train. Being vulnerable can be a beautiful thing. Introduce you to something perhaps you never thought possible. Or it can completely destroy you.

Yup. It's a gamble. A risk. But it can be a beautiful one. 

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Current Favorite Song

It's just so pretty