2. A latte which is impossible to pronounce
3. Reading over a strangers shoulder
4. Random journal entries
5. Yogen Fruz
6. Concerts in a car
7. Unpaid signs in furniture stores
Wednesday, November 07, 2012
Todays Things To Enjoy
1. Hot tubs
2. A latte which is impossible to pronounce
3. Reading over a strangers shoulder
4. Random journal entries
5. Yogen Fruz
6. Concerts in a car
7. Unpaid signs in furniture stores
2. A latte which is impossible to pronounce
3. Reading over a strangers shoulder
4. Random journal entries
5. Yogen Fruz
6. Concerts in a car
7. Unpaid signs in furniture stores
Mix It Up Baby
I paint every now and then. I am no way by any means good at it. But, I enjoy it. Usually, I am bested by my 5 year olds. I'm quite ok with this. The fact of the matter is- it's something that I have created and when it's complete I am the only one who can say it truly sucks ( as I usually do not share my paintings except for the one below).
I have neglected this hobby for a while. Time to pick up a brush and create some chaos.
I have neglected this hobby for a while. Time to pick up a brush and create some chaos.
Hello
Funny story.
Monday- I'm sitting at the front entrance and literally witness this dude standing around, checking things out. He goes to turn and walk away and runs right into the sign pictured below. He was literally right beside this thing when it happens. It almost knocks him on his ass.
I burst out laughing.
He sees me giggling.
His face burns with embarrassment.
I then tell him "don't worry, no one saw"...
Tuesday rolls around.
Same time, same place.
In sitting in the same chair.
He walks out with a friend and spots me. I spot him. We both look at the sign...
I burst out laughing and he shakes his head in embarrassment.
I tell him I wish for a repeat of yesterday.
Monday- I'm sitting at the front entrance and literally witness this dude standing around, checking things out. He goes to turn and walk away and runs right into the sign pictured below. He was literally right beside this thing when it happens. It almost knocks him on his ass.
I burst out laughing.
He sees me giggling.
His face burns with embarrassment.
I then tell him "don't worry, no one saw"...
Tuesday rolls around.
Same time, same place.
In sitting in the same chair.
He walks out with a friend and spots me. I spot him. We both look at the sign...
I burst out laughing and he shakes his head in embarrassment.
I tell him I wish for a repeat of yesterday.
Monday, November 05, 2012
Perpetually Complicated. Yes. And So Are You!
Indeed by saying perpetual it would recommend that the state of complication will indeed march on.
I can assure you, this is likely the case. Just on varying parallels.
Surely time has a way of working itself into a less convolute or complete cataclysmic state but out of complete complication?
Complicated can be interesting.
Intricacy, complexity, elaborateness....
These are straight from the thesaurus and are related to "complicated" and do not necessarily suggest negativity.
I would love to see all complication dissipate for just a week. That being said life may not be as interesting then. I have the ability to be annoyingly tenacious. Perhaps I could give it a whirl. If I am successful I should consider using the word "transiently" in the title would be more appropriate?
Enough for now.
I can assure you, this is likely the case. Just on varying parallels.
Surely time has a way of working itself into a less convolute or complete cataclysmic state but out of complete complication?
Complicated can be interesting.
Intricacy, complexity, elaborateness....
These are straight from the thesaurus and are related to "complicated" and do not necessarily suggest negativity.
I would love to see all complication dissipate for just a week. That being said life may not be as interesting then. I have the ability to be annoyingly tenacious. Perhaps I could give it a whirl. If I am successful I should consider using the word "transiently" in the title would be more appropriate?
Enough for now.
African Blackwood
A hole is meant to be filled.
What happens when you cannot find the peg with which to fill it?
Some may call one crazy for trying to fill a round hole with a square dowel- however, little does this person realize that there is such thing as sandpaper...........
What happens when you cannot find the peg with which to fill it?
Some may call one crazy for trying to fill a round hole with a square dowel- however, little does this person realize that there is such thing as sandpaper...........
Nothing
I am starting a new underwear line.
It will be called "NOTHING"
People will ask:
"What are you wearing?"
They will reply with:
"Nothing".
It will be called "NOTHING"
People will ask:
"What are you wearing?"
They will reply with:
"Nothing".
Questions worth answering
Whats a fact about the last person you liked?
He has a good heart and insatiable smile.
Who was the last person you gave up on?
The barista
Have you talked to a complete jerk today?
no actually
What did you do last night?
I got in a hot tub, drank tons of wine, ate a giant salad, made cookies with Charlotte and Sammy, diced veggies, made egg white and veggies, cleaned, watched Long Island medium, had an argument or two, showered, ......I could still go on
Do you think relationships are even worth it?
It's our basis of humanity
If you could pack up and move would you?
oh yes. Yes, I would.
Do your parents REALLY know you?
- ha, I'm 30 . I barely know me at times. I firmly believe we are continuously on a journey of self discovery.
When was the last time you laughed really hard?
At a text.
What are you excited for?
My latte at present
Has anyone told you lately that they would always be there for you?
Yes
What do you want right now?
Who? What?
Are your parents divorced?
thank god yes
One thing that "makes it all better"?
- puppies. No really, you see a puppy and your heart melts ( until it pees on your foot)
Do you fall for people easily?
Not anymore
Would you ever get a tattoo?
no, it's to...permanent
What's your mood right now?
A little cantankerous
Did you enjoy your weekend?
Yes, but I missed diving.
Last person you told a secret to?
It's a secret
Are you stubborn?
-only when I THINK I am correct- which is always.
Are you gonna be home alone tonight?
- no on both accounts. I'm not home. I'm not alone.
Are you listening to music right now?
No, I'm listening to wood crackle
Who else is in the room with you?
No one
In winter, would you rather wear jackets or hoodies?
- I hate being cold so it's a parka for me
Do you wish you were somewhere else right now?
- more than you can possibly imagine
How long can you go without your mobile phone?
-Not long, however,if forced or suggested I will put it away. I'm trying to be less of an "electronic junkie"- however, by mere suggestion of this blog, I am failing miserably
What's the worst time to say i love you?
- Assuming first time proclamations? When your drunk or in the sack or in an argument- the three worst times ever!
Who was the last person in your room besides family?
Dave
What is one place you would love to visit right now?
A coffee shop, overlooking the ocean, sipping a custom latte that is named after me with an abstract painting looming over my head that I can enjoy and ponder about.
Do you know anyone named Dan?
- sure do! A few actually
Is there someone you know you should hate, but you can't?
- no. I choose not to hate anyone.
Is there anyone you trust even though you shouldn't?
I'm wise. When I shouldn't, I don't.
Are you afraid of falling in love?
- you can't help who you fall in love with. Wait. They should rename it. Tripping into love. Yes. People trip.
Have you had the chicken pox?
- No actually
Are you a forgiving person?
- after I tell myself that the fight was not that bad and I should just get over it, yes..... I kid, I kid.
I try to now see both sides. It's tough. I also try to form an understanding of "why" or seek to understand the motivation by others actions which in turn helps me forgive in certain situations.
Are you talking to someone while doing this?
- I was
Are you younger than 21?
- bahahhahahahhahahhahahahha
Do you like winter?
- I DESPISE, absolutely HATE, deplore being cold. That said, if there could be snow in 25 degree heat we would be set
How clean is your room?
- borderline OCD
Do you have feelings for anyone?
- yes, most definitely. Different feelings for different people
Is there anyone you need to tell something to?
- of course!
Do you want to yell at the top of your lungs?
- not currently
What do you think about people who get hair extensions?
- are they bad hair extensions?
Are you named after a grandparent?
- nope, not at all
Who's bed did you sleep in last?
- Dave's
Do you like the color green?
- sure, who doesnt like green?
How many hours did you sleep for last night?
4
- apparently not enough!
Where was your default taken?
- huh?
How do you feel about the last person that called you?
- um, indifferent
Are you someones first love?
I was once
Last place you smoked a cigarette?
Ew
Last time you received flowers?
- mothers day. My kids gave them to me!
Who were you with last Monday?
Dave
What are you doing tommorow?
- going to an art gallery and a market and training
Are you addicted to anything?
Starbucks, coffee, gum, fresh air, gymnastics, smiles,
Are you tired?
- scroll back up for that answer
What are you about to do?
Get dressed, go to the gym, get a coffee and work my ass off :)
When did you sign up for myspace?
-i never did!
What do you do when you get mad?
- I get snarky, I will declare I am indeed correct then I will seek to understand why this feeling even creeped up in me
Where were you saturday night at 12?
- in a hottub
Whats bothering you right now?
- distance
Are facial piercings trashy?
- um...maybe
What color is your tongue?
- well, pink I hope.
Is it possible that you could be pregnant right now?
- nope.
When was the last time you had your hair cut?
- 3 weeks ago
Does anyone have a lock of your hair?
- no
If you had to go without one food group for the rest of your life, which would it be?
- meat :)
When you go to the zoo, what are you most excited about seeing?
- I think the fish. Fish are fun. I hate seeing big animals in cages.
Who is your favorite talk show host?
- um.... Sat night live?
What makes you happy?
- there are lots of things that make me happy. Coffee,text messages, smiles, interesting photos, a belly laugh, hearing my children giggle, acts of randomness, hot tubs, wine, bucket lists
What's the greatest thing that happened to you today?
- I shaved my legs
Do you like the person you are becoming?
- yes. I do. Truly
Do you miss anyone from your past?
- yes, my grandfather. You know how you can have those button pins on your jacket? I saw one once that reminded me of him- it said "kick-ass"
Total random suggestion of the day:
Classy: Pick up a random rock from the road and give it to someone who you hold dear in your heart. Tell them this is what YOU are to THEM.
Trashy:PRETEND to have the biggest fart in a room full if people (make the face and proclaim "silent,yet deadly) and see how many people clear the room or actually say "man, your @&$?ing rotten"
He has a good heart and insatiable smile.
Who was the last person you gave up on?
The barista
Have you talked to a complete jerk today?
no actually
What did you do last night?
I got in a hot tub, drank tons of wine, ate a giant salad, made cookies with Charlotte and Sammy, diced veggies, made egg white and veggies, cleaned, watched Long Island medium, had an argument or two, showered, ......I could still go on
Do you think relationships are even worth it?
It's our basis of humanity
If you could pack up and move would you?
oh yes. Yes, I would.
Do your parents REALLY know you?
- ha, I'm 30 . I barely know me at times. I firmly believe we are continuously on a journey of self discovery.
When was the last time you laughed really hard?
At a text.
What are you excited for?
My latte at present
Has anyone told you lately that they would always be there for you?
Yes
What do you want right now?
Who? What?
Are your parents divorced?
thank god yes
One thing that "makes it all better"?
- puppies. No really, you see a puppy and your heart melts ( until it pees on your foot)
Do you fall for people easily?
Not anymore
Would you ever get a tattoo?
no, it's to...permanent
What's your mood right now?
A little cantankerous
Did you enjoy your weekend?
Yes, but I missed diving.
Last person you told a secret to?
It's a secret
Are you stubborn?
-only when I THINK I am correct- which is always.
Are you gonna be home alone tonight?
- no on both accounts. I'm not home. I'm not alone.
Are you listening to music right now?
No, I'm listening to wood crackle
Who else is in the room with you?
No one
In winter, would you rather wear jackets or hoodies?
- I hate being cold so it's a parka for me
Do you wish you were somewhere else right now?
- more than you can possibly imagine
How long can you go without your mobile phone?
-Not long, however,if forced or suggested I will put it away. I'm trying to be less of an "electronic junkie"- however, by mere suggestion of this blog, I am failing miserably
What's the worst time to say i love you?
- Assuming first time proclamations? When your drunk or in the sack or in an argument- the three worst times ever!
Who was the last person in your room besides family?
Dave
What is one place you would love to visit right now?
A coffee shop, overlooking the ocean, sipping a custom latte that is named after me with an abstract painting looming over my head that I can enjoy and ponder about.
Do you know anyone named Dan?
- sure do! A few actually
Is there someone you know you should hate, but you can't?
- no. I choose not to hate anyone.
Is there anyone you trust even though you shouldn't?
I'm wise. When I shouldn't, I don't.
Are you afraid of falling in love?
- you can't help who you fall in love with. Wait. They should rename it. Tripping into love. Yes. People trip.
Have you had the chicken pox?
- No actually
Are you a forgiving person?
- after I tell myself that the fight was not that bad and I should just get over it, yes..... I kid, I kid.
I try to now see both sides. It's tough. I also try to form an understanding of "why" or seek to understand the motivation by others actions which in turn helps me forgive in certain situations.
Are you talking to someone while doing this?
- I was
Are you younger than 21?
- bahahhahahahhahahhahahahha
Do you like winter?
- I DESPISE, absolutely HATE, deplore being cold. That said, if there could be snow in 25 degree heat we would be set
How clean is your room?
- borderline OCD
Do you have feelings for anyone?
- yes, most definitely. Different feelings for different people
Is there anyone you need to tell something to?
- of course!
Do you want to yell at the top of your lungs?
- not currently
What do you think about people who get hair extensions?
- are they bad hair extensions?
Are you named after a grandparent?
- nope, not at all
Who's bed did you sleep in last?
- Dave's
Do you like the color green?
- sure, who doesnt like green?
How many hours did you sleep for last night?
4
- apparently not enough!
Where was your default taken?
- huh?
How do you feel about the last person that called you?
- um, indifferent
Are you someones first love?
I was once
Last place you smoked a cigarette?
Ew
Last time you received flowers?
- mothers day. My kids gave them to me!
Who were you with last Monday?
Dave
What are you doing tommorow?
- going to an art gallery and a market and training
Are you addicted to anything?
Starbucks, coffee, gum, fresh air, gymnastics, smiles,
Are you tired?
- scroll back up for that answer
What are you about to do?
Get dressed, go to the gym, get a coffee and work my ass off :)
When did you sign up for myspace?
-i never did!
What do you do when you get mad?
- I get snarky, I will declare I am indeed correct then I will seek to understand why this feeling even creeped up in me
Where were you saturday night at 12?
- in a hottub
Whats bothering you right now?
- distance
Are facial piercings trashy?
- um...maybe
What color is your tongue?
- well, pink I hope.
Is it possible that you could be pregnant right now?
- nope.
When was the last time you had your hair cut?
- 3 weeks ago
Does anyone have a lock of your hair?
- no
If you had to go without one food group for the rest of your life, which would it be?
- meat :)
When you go to the zoo, what are you most excited about seeing?
- I think the fish. Fish are fun. I hate seeing big animals in cages.
Who is your favorite talk show host?
- um.... Sat night live?
What makes you happy?
- there are lots of things that make me happy. Coffee,text messages, smiles, interesting photos, a belly laugh, hearing my children giggle, acts of randomness, hot tubs, wine, bucket lists
What's the greatest thing that happened to you today?
- I shaved my legs
Do you like the person you are becoming?
- yes. I do. Truly
Do you miss anyone from your past?
- yes, my grandfather. You know how you can have those button pins on your jacket? I saw one once that reminded me of him- it said "kick-ass"
Total random suggestion of the day:
Classy: Pick up a random rock from the road and give it to someone who you hold dear in your heart. Tell them this is what YOU are to THEM.
Trashy:PRETEND to have the biggest fart in a room full if people (make the face and proclaim "silent,yet deadly) and see how many people clear the room or actually say "man, your @&$?ing rotten"
5th Food Group.Caffine.
The group is derived from mainly empty sources of nutrition that have no signifigant value what-so-ever to ones dietery needs. It provides a jolt of energy when required. It is very comparable to a cold splash in the face or a stranger making an uninhibited decision to sit,naked, on a bench in the Castro district (if this doesn't wake you up then honey, NOTHING will).
It curbs the sugar craving without actually contributing to ones hip circumference (well, that's not scientifically correct but I shall declare the theory factual until otherwise proven).
You can whirl it together with pretty much anything. There are so many ways in which it can be consumed. In a mug, in dessert (careful, my theory now stands on a grossly thin sheet of ice), in its raw form, in MARSHMELLOWS?!?!?!?!?, etc, etc.....google it, you can find the many ways.
Apparently, you are less likely to suffer from Parkinson's. Another notch on the coolness belt.
When taken as an enema, it detoxifies the liver and cleanses the colon. Everyone wants a clean colon, right?
It can reduce post workout soreness by 48%. Shit you not .... Well, that's arguable considering the above statement.
One word STAMINA.
Anyhow, as addictive as it is, realize one thing. Without it, you simply may not be as fabulous. That's something you don't want to chance, correct?
Time for my cup of java.
Sunday, October 21, 2012
Change is Inevitable
"Chaos is inherent in all compounded things. Strive on with diligence."
- Buddha
- Buddha
Saturday, October 20, 2012
The Select Few
A few months ago I went to Bulk Barn frustrated with the fact that I had just thrown out 3/4 of a $13.00 bag of mix fruit and nuts. It took me 10 minutes of sifting through the bin to scoop out all the dried kiwi. I also removed all the Cheerios and Shreddies from the Bit's n Bites bin.
I take my purchases to the counter. Confused, the cashier asks her manager when they got in dried Kiwi. The manager took a look at my bags, raised an eye brow and asked "really?".
I take my purchases to the counter. Confused, the cashier asks her manager when they got in dried Kiwi. The manager took a look at my bags, raised an eye brow and asked "really?".
Thursday, October 18, 2012
New perspectives
I have learned so much in the past year it's ridiculous. General life has changed so much that I have been forced to view things with a new set of eyes. This is a good thing. I believe when life kicks you in the face you have two choices: take it as a learning experience, go forward and put a smile on your face or see it as life fucking with you and become a complete disaster in the process.
No matter how marginally better I feel when I wear my smile, at least I feel better.
No matter how marginally better I feel when I wear my smile, at least I feel better.
Saturday, June 09, 2012
There is a fork
So,here I am. At a fork. At a crossroads. I look to the left and see great things ahead, uncertainty and many hurdles. I look to the right and shrug my shoulders. Shrugging has become tiresome. I wish to not shrug any longer. Either route has consequences. Apparently life is full of them. I can blink and things can be all over tomorrow. I want to experience greatness and extreme happiness. I need so much more of that before this little journey of mine comes to and end. So left I go.
The reason you ask why am I scripting this little "ah-ha" moment.
Let me tell you.
A couple weeks ago my best friend asked me:
"Do you consider yourself a happy person?"
I replied with "Of course!"
"rate your happiness"
I may have said a 7?
"well, what is stopping you from getting to 10?"
WHAT IS STOPPING US FROM REACHING THIS POINT?!?!?!
................................................................
...................Time To Get There..............
The reason you ask why am I scripting this little "ah-ha" moment.
Let me tell you.
A couple weeks ago my best friend asked me:
"Do you consider yourself a happy person?"
I replied with "Of course!"
"rate your happiness"
I may have said a 7?
"well, what is stopping you from getting to 10?"
WHAT IS STOPPING US FROM REACHING THIS POINT?!?!?!
................................................................
...................Time To Get There..............
Thursday, June 07, 2012
Claws are out
Hmmm, perhaps going into work is not the best idea. I received an email today that thoroughly pissed me off and now I'm ready for a full blown Ali-style boxing match.
This is me breathing for 2 seconds prior to entering back into reality....
Keep calm and carry on they say?
Who the fuck is "they" anyways???
This is me breathing for 2 seconds prior to entering back into reality....
Keep calm and carry on they say?
Who the fuck is "they" anyways???
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